Today is 'MY' clumsy day.. Its official, 18/01/2005.
Yes, congratulations Illyyanis Hanafi for being a blur queen. No hard work was really needed just a slip of your mind it's all you need to reign the crown of blur queen. Well done.
What did she do?? What did she do???oOhh tell us tell us
Certainly with pleasure. It all began this early morning when she left for class (as usual she's late).When she left the house it was empty, dad working, sister at school and mama left for her weekly jb trip. Therefore she was the last to leave the house and responsible for what happen. She went for class like normal taking her time, it was then when she reach Aljunied, it strike her that she did not take the house key which was hanging nicely at her door gate. (Curse her, laugh at her, scream at her!!)
So she start to panic, all sorts of scenario ran thru her mind at that point of time
scene 1: Bangla was doing his job washing the corridor as he turn to wash the doorstep of her house, he spotted the key.. he gave gav a cheeky smile as the keys look so inviting, y not he cud find a brand new 'kain pelekat' among other things
scene 2: Karang guni China man doing his rounds n honking his horn, saw the keys and gleefully took the opportunity to collect stuff inside the house, pushing aside the old discarded items he has with him, he will gladly prefer the Machintosh in the room that is sufficient enuf to even bother stealing anything else,since he can sell off dat mac and get a handsome sum in return
scene 3: Local drug man pushing his luck for today and see if he can robb anything, came to 12th storey and he thinks he must hav done sumthg right last few days bcos it cud not hav been easier as the keys is tempting him, n when he did, mama 'prreeccious' (ala gollum LOTR)gold jewellery will be in pawnshop by mid-day.
*Back to reality, she got no choice she call her mama all prepared for her reaction,
"Helo ma, can i hav our neighbour's no?"in a panic tone
Mama said,"what for?"
"Err,Lis tertingal kunci kat pintu gate la"translation she left the keys at the door gate, n hurriedly she said"ala lis tak sengaje kelam kabut tadi" claiming she did not do it on purpose
As she predicted mama went berserk, (and i mean really berserk!!)she even cried cursing Miss Blur Queen at the same time, as if the situation is not bad enuf, her dearly neighbour home was empty too. Well actually the neighbour's mother is with her mama in jb but her children suddenly that day decided to abandon their house too. So what did she do?? She call her friend shidah first if she cud drop by her house before going to sch,it was refused shida was running late too..A million names went by then she got no choice but to call Yazif,disturbing his sleep she beg him, she cried to him,pleading with him that he's the only hope. N yazif being a good friend that he is sacrifice his time to cycle to her house (Lis confess she felt really bad abt it zif,swear!)So at the same time mama too make her way home without much of her shopping done but by the time yazif reach her house mama was back home..
So yeah basically that's what happen, she ruin mama shopping trip, interverned zif's peaceful sleep and make herself lost her concentration at the same time since she's trying to prepare her stimulated interview presentation in class.
*To Yazif, i swear i will treat u one of these days,promise!!if i forgot do remind me
Eh den what happen to mama?? Well she's still complaining how blur Lis was n basically doin her job of telling all her frens. Yup she embarrass her as if wat happen did not make her feel more worst,well her mama was more worried abt her 'prrreeeiouss' gold jewellery. Sigh..tsk..tsk..
Yup people its official like i said its 'MY' clumsy day. 18/01/2005.
Anyways beside that she still survive her day not at all bad. Did interview and glad its done. Apparently my chocolate chips that i bake the previous night (for fun) is a big hit wit my classmates..hehee.. and yup Durai suggested that i shud call my cookies 'FAMOUS ANUS' since it does has a slight taste as the famous cookies 'FAMOUS AMOS'.
And also my gendeng givs a thumbs up for my cookies too,cant get his hands off my cookies. Since he was driving me home, shall not risk anymore accidents (in fact he felt asleep while on the way to fetch me in town that he exit kallang at expressway, man im always worried when he's tired and he hav to drive he can easily fall asleep it happen several times, dear shall not risk u too pls pls drive safely nxt time) fed him the cookies la,haha had a pleasant ride home in the evening,it was a nice flow of conversation between us esp yesterday's nite conversation it reminds me the reason why i love this man dearly..
Thanks dear,i promise to get my license this year and buy my car then its my turn to drive you home lak can can??hehe of cos la can! muakkss!
Okies for those who is still laughing ya head off, esp baida i know she's goin to {call me after she read this}(AKU TAK SENGAJE LA!!)yah laugh as hard as u want until u hav tears in ur eyes and ur stomach will constrain so badly!!hmmmph!!! BYE!
Yes, congratulations Illyyanis Hanafi for being a blur queen. No hard work was really needed just a slip of your mind it's all you need to reign the crown of blur queen. Well done.
What did she do?? What did she do???oOhh tell us tell us
Certainly with pleasure. It all began this early morning when she left for class (as usual she's late).When she left the house it was empty, dad working, sister at school and mama left for her weekly jb trip. Therefore she was the last to leave the house and responsible for what happen. She went for class like normal taking her time, it was then when she reach Aljunied, it strike her that she did not take the house key which was hanging nicely at her door gate. (Curse her, laugh at her, scream at her!!)
So she start to panic, all sorts of scenario ran thru her mind at that point of time
scene 1: Bangla was doing his job washing the corridor as he turn to wash the doorstep of her house, he spotted the key.. he gave gav a cheeky smile as the keys look so inviting, y not he cud find a brand new 'kain pelekat' among other things
scene 2: Karang guni China man doing his rounds n honking his horn, saw the keys and gleefully took the opportunity to collect stuff inside the house, pushing aside the old discarded items he has with him, he will gladly prefer the Machintosh in the room that is sufficient enuf to even bother stealing anything else,since he can sell off dat mac and get a handsome sum in return
scene 3: Local drug man pushing his luck for today and see if he can robb anything, came to 12th storey and he thinks he must hav done sumthg right last few days bcos it cud not hav been easier as the keys is tempting him, n when he did, mama 'prreeccious' (ala gollum LOTR)gold jewellery will be in pawnshop by mid-day.
*Back to reality, she got no choice she call her mama all prepared for her reaction,
"Helo ma, can i hav our neighbour's no?"in a panic tone
Mama said,"what for?"
"Err,Lis tertingal kunci kat pintu gate la"translation she left the keys at the door gate, n hurriedly she said"ala lis tak sengaje kelam kabut tadi" claiming she did not do it on purpose
As she predicted mama went berserk, (and i mean really berserk!!)she even cried cursing Miss Blur Queen at the same time, as if the situation is not bad enuf, her dearly neighbour home was empty too. Well actually the neighbour's mother is with her mama in jb but her children suddenly that day decided to abandon their house too. So what did she do?? She call her friend shidah first if she cud drop by her house before going to sch,it was refused shida was running late too..A million names went by then she got no choice but to call Yazif,disturbing his sleep she beg him, she cried to him,pleading with him that he's the only hope. N yazif being a good friend that he is sacrifice his time to cycle to her house (Lis confess she felt really bad abt it zif,swear!)So at the same time mama too make her way home without much of her shopping done but by the time yazif reach her house mama was back home..
So yeah basically that's what happen, she ruin mama shopping trip, interverned zif's peaceful sleep and make herself lost her concentration at the same time since she's trying to prepare her stimulated interview presentation in class.
*To Yazif, i swear i will treat u one of these days,promise!!if i forgot do remind me
Eh den what happen to mama?? Well she's still complaining how blur Lis was n basically doin her job of telling all her frens. Yup she embarrass her as if wat happen did not make her feel more worst,well her mama was more worried abt her 'prrreeeiouss' gold jewellery. Sigh..tsk..tsk..
Yup people its official like i said its 'MY' clumsy day. 18/01/2005.
Anyways beside that she still survive her day not at all bad. Did interview and glad its done. Apparently my chocolate chips that i bake the previous night (for fun) is a big hit wit my classmates..hehee.. and yup Durai suggested that i shud call my cookies 'FAMOUS ANUS' since it does has a slight taste as the famous cookies 'FAMOUS AMOS'.
And also my gendeng givs a thumbs up for my cookies too,cant get his hands off my cookies. Since he was driving me home, shall not risk anymore accidents (in fact he felt asleep while on the way to fetch me in town that he exit kallang at expressway, man im always worried when he's tired and he hav to drive he can easily fall asleep it happen several times, dear shall not risk u too pls pls drive safely nxt time) fed him the cookies la,haha had a pleasant ride home in the evening,it was a nice flow of conversation between us esp yesterday's nite conversation it reminds me the reason why i love this man dearly..
Thanks dear,i promise to get my license this year and buy my car then its my turn to drive you home lak can can??hehe of cos la can! muakkss!
Okies for those who is still laughing ya head off, esp baida i know she's goin to {call me after she read this}(AKU TAK SENGAJE LA!!)yah laugh as hard as u want until u hav tears in ur eyes and ur stomach will constrain so badly!!hmmmph!!! BYE!
Yours Truly Lis @ 11:15 PM
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